Solomandon

Griffith Solomandon, or, like McDuffin, commonly reffered to as simply Solomandon, is a fictional character created by Alex McFarlane and Portrayed by Cosmo Adams. He is a corrupt, feebleminded fugitive who is featured in his own movie, Solomandon.

Solomandon (2013 film)
For years the SIS has been searching for a man named Griffith Solomandon (Cosmo Adams), a corrupt, feebleminded but mild-mannered crook. Within 30 years to find Solomandon, a CIA agent, Alice Noss has found him. He has been hiding in London for the past 30 years with the help of a buddy,  Eddy Highmore (Tayler Morrow) After finding Solomandon, Agent Noss finds that she has crashed landed on an English Island, her helicopter destroyed and finds an unharmed Solomandon. As soon as Noss meets Solomandon, she notices he is incredibly annoying. Noss notes to Solomandon he is under arrest, but Solomandon tells her how he is arrested as she can't take her to a prison, being stranded with Solomandon on the Island. Solomandon and Noss end up having to go through several sheninagans, including traveling though a jungle,  encountering a bobcat in which Solomandon uses a Desert Eagle to kill. Eventually, Noss warms up to Solomandon, and they each share life stories as they sit by a fire in the night. The Next Morning, as Noss is cooking breakfast on a open fire,  Solomandon awakens and freaks out and reveals to Noss he has had arsonphobia (fear of fire) since he was little. Solomandon thinks he is a loser. Noss then reveals she is ambulophobic, and that is why she has a crutch, but it is not revealed what it means until later. After a little bit of exploring,  Noss accidently falls and breaks her crutch, and stops and freaks out, and insists they go back, Solomandon asks why Noss asks him if he remembers when she said was ambulophobic, and Solomandon says yes, ending with Oh! revealing that ambulophobia is the fear of walking long distances. Solomandon helps Noss out of the ditch and they head back to camp. Later that night, Noss is on the phone talking with someone. Solomandon wakes up, and asks who is, but she doesn't answer, and Solomandon pulls a gun on Noss defending himself from the thought Noss is calling the cops on him. Noss denies the idea and kisses him, and Solomandon goes to sleeps again, The next morning,  Solomandon becomes stir crazy, and reluctantly tries to escape the island himself, leaving Noss behind.