Ralph Shots' House

Ralph Shots' House
Lonnie Becil, Adam Korston, and Jill Gordensen are three teenage friends and outcasts at their High School, who looking to have fun and be super popular. One night, while at Lonnie's (Will Godsman) the doorbell rings and Adam answers it to find they have recieved a golden ticket, three each, they take the tickets to find Mr. Willy Wonka, but find that his chocolate factory has been shutdown by himself, but the duo retreat inside to find his factory full of naked dudes and women. They find that Willy Wonka really did shut it down, but the now-closed factory is used for orgies, and Mr. Wonka had his named legally changed to "Willie Wanka" Abruptly, Mr. Wanka gets strangled and killed by a guy who presumably raped him. As he dies a crumpled candy bar wrapper falls from his hand, and Adam picks it up. He reads it that starts out as a peaceful pledge to find Mr. Ralph Shots to reanimate Mr. Wanka. Lonnie argues why Mr. Wanka should be reanimated, and Adam continues on to read the wrapper he then starts to read lyrics from Lady Gaga's song,  Love Game, and as soon as Adam reads a label underneath that says "Something unfortunate with happen when this is read backwards" in which of course, Adam reads in reverse after a few look exchanges with Lonnie and Jill. He begins to read: "kcits ocsid ruoy no edir a ekat annaw i ,kcis si taeb siht nuf emos evah s'tel" (let's have some fun this beat is sick, i wanna take a ride on your disco stick)

Will Godsman as Lonnie

Bill Archard as Adam

Brooke Bullock as Jill

Cosmo Adams as Ralph Shots

Ted Large as Hugh Hefner

Joe Migahny

Bill Hansen as Chuckles the Clown

Fred Goldbierg as Wiley

Sammy Doucer as Judah Whitman

Will Goio as Gordon

Red Cobbs as Bruce

Rane Jang as Psy

Bill Archard as Admiral General Aladeen

Zach Crunmire as Ted (voice and costume)

Joel Garder as John Bennett

Gorden Rodgers as Congressman Cam Brady

and Jame Hallen as Marty Huggins

Bruce Kaine as Willy Wonka/Willie Wanka (uncreditited)

Ashlee Barnes-Korbett as Lady Gaga

Kim McGaw as Justin Bieber