Dynasty

Dynasty
Obdullah Oblongata Ablagota Dajhalian Efeies Falafel Wahya Aluchead Yikkin, or commonly referred to as simply Dynasty, is an assassin of Armenian descent .His face is most commonly never shown in any CIA photos of him, as he always wears a burgundy suit with a white undershirt, black tie, thick, large eyeglasses, and a fez with a gold tasel. He is diabodically evil, and he is known for his giant ring with a turkish emblim reading "hanedan" which is Turkish for "Dynasty" with a lettering template underneath it that reads "հարստություն" which translated in Armenian, again, says "dynasty". He also wears eyeglasses with an x ray, a camera, and a magnifying glass in them. He is portrayed by Alex McFarlane, and he is the series' secondary antagonist, the first being Slappy Dunes.

Dynasty was born Obdullah Oblongata Ablagota Dajhalian Efeies Falafel Wahya Aluchead Yikkin to his then 18-year-old mother, Sylvea,  who was raped by a Turkish thug, Benrejk in 1968, where he was concieved in a porta-potty in a farm outside of Gyrumi, where his 17 year old father didn't even love him, and his mother was a horrible parent, and was insane, Later, Dynasty's mother was put into a mental institution, where she died in 1980.

32 years later, Dynasty lives and works in an Armenian Cathedral and serves as a chef to greedy orphans, but, on his own time, he plots to leave his life at the monestary, and venture to America, where he can become a far more better terrorist. He is currently 44 years old. Not much else known about Dynasty.